Haha since dancers don't ever get pick-up lines, like Letty for example, I'm going to post a few here! To cheer all of you muggers up after mugging for so long!
http://storiesmania.net/community/Oh you can go to that story site too, it's good! I was reading it during Lit, HAHA!
I rule. :D
Excuse me. Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you.
(Everyone should totally be saying that to me everyday!)
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
(Oh gawd, this one is damned horny! But omggg!)
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
(Sweet right!!!)
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
(LAME LAME LAME)
Okay, to end off for today,
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY OKAY!!!!
Okay this is enough for today I am so amused by myself and I think everyone likes laughing at me alot but whatever I don't care I bring happiness to the world cos I rule the world. :D
I'm Amelia, duh!
